Military Launches Gigantic Stratospheric Tapeworm To Watch Us While We Sleep

Beware, terror-men! This gigantic floating tapeworm, which does not at all look like a phallus, is watching you from above!

Meet the Sanswire-TAO, a 3 million dollar military drone that can perform intelligence gathering, surveillance and reconnaissance from the stratosphere. For those that may have forgotten how high that is…

That’s pretty high! The TAO can fly nine thousand feet in the air for two and a half days straight, and can carry 20 pounds of cameras and sensors. So, in summary, the United States Military can now watch you going to the bathroom from 50 kilometers up. Sweet dreams!

Source: Scientific American

Photo Sources: US Government,

2 Comments For This Post

  1. Han Says:

    Why does it look like a long thing of poop? Great… there is a window on the ceiling of my bathroom….

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