Chinese Arrest 5,394 Users In Pornography Crackdown

China’s arresting people who, according to China’s Ministry of Public Security, are internet pornographers threatening the “emotional health” of children.

The only problem is, if you visit the Ministry of Public Security’s website, you’ll find it’s filled with hot dudes & ladies! That’s a little hypocritical, isn’t it China? The women in these photos can restrict my rights any day! Here are some more hot, hot photos of hot, hot propagandists from the Ministry of Public Security!

Googling "Tieneman Square" was so naughty! Won't you punish me?

Imagine those hands around your waist, sexily pulling you into a van where you’ll sexily be taken to prison!

My five year plan involves bedding all of these hot, hot cybercops!

Asterios Kokkinos

I've written for National Lampoon & Cracked Magazine, been featured on NPR's "Marketplace", and had a pilot screen at the New York Television Festival. I've performed stand-up all over NY, Boston & LA. I love Babylon 5, yelling at the TV with my dad and naps.

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