Despite claims to the contrary there are exactly three reasons for the Internet to exist: free porn, badgers and Chinese cartoons starring anthropomorphized flying war machines who all vaguely resemble John “Cliff Clavin” Ratzenberger.

I don’t know when the Chinese developed such obvious affection for Boston’s finest fictional mailman, but I’m glad they did because the end result is a bizarre children’s cartoon that simultaneously balances Cars-esque visuals with bomb loadouts realistic enough to give Chuck Yeager a raging jetboner.

With our economy in a shambles, and our finest sports stars embroiled in the sort of sex scandals you’d expect from our finest sports stars, the world could use more nonsensical weirdness like this. Well played China.


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