Jeep Produced Techno Again Proves Techno’s Awfulness
Techno music: History’s Greatest Lie. A series of annoying clicks and beeps designed to elicit pleasure from shut ins, techno is the worst thing to happen to music since Buddy Hollies, Richard Valence and The Biggest Boppo all got into that train fight and died.
Nah, I’m just messin’ with you, techno’s fine. And this techno song that’s made entirely with a Jeep Cherokee is pretty great – it took 7 hours to get it all in one take. If you spend 7 hours making a song with all the noises that could come out of a Jeep, I’ll listen.
