Chinese Monitor Text Messages, Quickly Become Bored
Chinese state-run media reported on Tuesday that the government will be scanning text messages for “illegal or unhealthy content.” They say it’s part of their wider pornography crackdown, but we all know what they’re really after. They want to know if Jenny Ryerson was lying to them about “being busy” tuesday night.
That slut! According to these text messages the Chinese government surreptitiously read, she went to the movies with Josh Anderson! Oh man, the Chinese government is gonna be heartbroken.
I hope the Chinese government doesn’t do something crazy like show up with a boombox in the rain outside of Jenny’s house, playing Peter Gabriel songs.
Poor, poor Chinese government. Oh, also they’ll be looking for dissident activities. But I’m guessing that comes second to winning Jenny Ryerson back!
Source: NY Times
