Hottest Barbie Yet: Computer Engineer Barbie Launches

I guess math class is no longer so tough  – Barbie’s a computer engineer!

Over half a million Barbie fans voted in an online poll to select the next career for Barbie, and lo and behold, the internet picked something related to the internet. Computer engineer Barbie beat out architect, environmentalist, news anchor and surgeon, all careers with much lamer accessories.

So what’s she come with, beyond the smallest waist ever? Bluetooth headset, laptop computer, smartphone and a neon colored t-shirt with binary code on it. Gentleman, start your fantasies!

Seriously, look at that Barbie. She’s like a hotter Chloe from 24.  Buggy software, driver issues? She’ll murder them with her icy indifference to poor software. “Garbage in, garbage out!” she’ll yell as she excises line after line of poorly written code, looking incredibly attractive while doing so.

How are the other computer engineers even gonna talk to computer engineer Barbie without having total social anxiety freakouts? Only time will tell. But I’m guessing there’s gonna be a lot of stammering and finding reasons to go visit her cubicle.

Source & Photo Source: NY Times

Asterios Kokkinos

I've written for National Lampoon & Cracked Magazine, been featured on NPR's "Marketplace", and had a pilot screen at the New York Television Festival. I've performed stand-up all over NY, Boston & LA. I love Babylon 5, yelling at the TV with my dad and naps.

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