Technomaly

I have just destroyed my Christmas list with my measly one-ton demolition bot. I’m all about this two-ton beauty from Husqvarna — it’s Swiss, not misspelled.

The new remote-controlled demolition robot from Husqvarna®, the DXR 310, is the very latest in compact demolition robot technology. High power, low weight and functional design make it an obvious choice for consumers who want a highly maneuverable, super-strong and sturdy machine with a long reach.
The remote control for the DXR 310 features a unique user-friendly and well-considered design, unlike anything on the market.

Our product knowledge, combined with experience, know-how and global presence mean you now have the choice of a demolition robot with highly accessible and ¬competent service and support.

I can just imagine showing up to a party riding on this bad boy, all the chicks would go crazy. It’s like a Lamborghini with a jackhammer on the front.

I’m not exactly sure what I would do with it beyond that, it can’t move that fast, so a quick bank robbery is going to be tricky and I’ve already destroyed all the cars in my yard — but I’m sure I could find something to demolish.

[Via MAKE]