• If you’re a man, don’t look into the camera or smile in  your profile picture. Because apparently women are looking for cold, calculating monsters.
• If you’re a woman, instead of showing off  your physical assets, pick a photo that shows you having fun or playing a guitar. I mean, you’re trying to pick up gay guys, right?
• Photos of people with their pets, on vacation or doing some kind of activity received more conversation requests than any other type of photo. You could take a photo of yourself on vacation playing guitar with your pet!
• Analysis showed that words like “cool” and “fascinating” worked better than “cutie” or “beautiful.” What, I’m not supposed to call some girl I don’t even know a total hottie? How will she know that I like girls?!
• Words that got less of a response? “hi,” “hello,” “hey,” “LOL,” “O RLY?” Words that got a better response? “ahoy” or “howdy.” So go ahead and tell every girl online “ahoy,” – I’m sure you’ll do great!
• Do not tell your date you Googled them. Unless you’re dating me, in which case, I’m flattered.

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