Yeah, that’s right, the contest is only open to kids. This is a national disgrace. What’s the point of even having a civil rights movement if Google can just take them away from me, like that? What, are my grown up doodles not good enough for you, Google? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

For those lucky enough to fit within Google’s arbitrary preset age limits, prizes include laptops, a trip to Google’s offices in New York, netbooks, WACOM tablets and t-shirts. All things I could use, right now. Do these kids have any idea what I could do with a new laptop and a WACOM tablet? My designs would change the world, dammit, the world!

The grand prize winner gets a $15,000 dollar scholarship, which he or she’ll probably waste on school. Not me, man. You give me fifteen grand and I’m out of here, starting a new life down in the Bahamas. For 3 months or so. I guess 15 grand really isn’t “fuck you people I’m out of here” money, it’s more, “prudently invest this” money.

Source: Google

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