Wash Your Hands With Plasma! (You Go First)

Scientists have been working for many years to design something to replace the dull act of washing hands. I for one am delighted, I’ve been telling all my friends that someone really needs to zazz-up the whole bathroom experience with lasers. I do have some little concerns with sticking your hand into a [...more]

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Feb 17 2010
By Nick Upton

The CoilMaster Mark1: Look Awesome While Shooting Soda Cans

The future of weaponry is here.  For too long, we have allowed soda cans to terrorize us, enslave us and put us in Human Camps.  Well, tonight we break free.  We will overthrow our fizzy oppressors.  For tonight, we have acquired the awesome MV CoilMaster Mark 1 coil gun! Coil guns are devices that shoot magnetized [...more]

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Jan 29 2010
By Geoffrey Golden